doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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