I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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