hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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