What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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