Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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