How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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