I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.