Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?