The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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