i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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