My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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