would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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