I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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