So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize