It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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