brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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