Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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