What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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