I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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