i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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