Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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