Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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