I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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