I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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