Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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