So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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