Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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