Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
they need to just BURY HIM!
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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