i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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