had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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