I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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