Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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