Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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