how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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