Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you would pick up someone in the library
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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