Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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