Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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