GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
false alarm, still single
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
