i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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