I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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