We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Still dying that you shit outside
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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