We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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