Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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