We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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