She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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