ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
