R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
How naked do you want me to be?
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