This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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