STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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