grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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