i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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