i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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We have so much sex to catch up on
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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