Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
