Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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