Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We are two peas in an std pod
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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