I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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