I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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