I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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