member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was confusing and full of hummus
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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